Solutions... if only they worked, eh?

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SkipSanders
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Solutions... if only they worked, eh?

Post by SkipSanders »

From the blogosphere comments world...
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I saw this yesterday

Solutions .......
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in
this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane
recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida.
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems.

The result is a win-win-win situation.

Such as:
~ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
~ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
~ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Are there any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
SDnative
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Post by SDnative »

Only one problem with the last solution - need to find a way for the alligators to always face south, so they don't attack us legals :lol:

Of course, if there is a way for them to also "take out" the snakes (lawyers who cause so many of these problems), I would be totally in favor of the solutions.
N6ATF
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Post by N6ATF »

Problem: too much dead fuel helping wildland fires along.

Dig a firepit the length of the Mexican border. Put all the dead fuel in it. Light match. Bring more down on a regular basis.
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